theme
til the end of the line.
b. 21. slytherin. wisconsin. ENFJ. aquatic supervisor. history buff with a particular interest in world war two. a little too enthusiastic about pretty much everything.

[mackenzie asshole laughing in the distance] [actually right over my shoulder]

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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

godtie:

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

october 1st: i'm cOMIN OUTTA MY GRAVE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

shoebats:

the gay agenda
1. not dying
2. not being homeless
3. ruining the rainbow
4. destroying your marriage. just yours. nobody else’s.